A National Park Road Trip:

Peeing in Water Bottles Across America the Beautiful

A collection of media with the backdrop of the United State’s spectacular National Parks.

Join me in a quest to use my America the Beautiful National Parks Pass as many times as possible in a (moderately) short amount of time. There will be wine-fueled blog posts, un-professional photography, and attempts at gaining tiktok fame so I don’t have to go back to work in 6 months (if my boss is reading this, this is 50% a joke). So if you feel like watching a scientist embarrass themselves by trying to be creative, you might want to give some of this a look, or watch, or especially a read. It might make you regret that liberal arts degree a little less.

Stream Of Consciousness

Unsolicited advice, snarky anecdotes, and bumbling rants about travel and life-in-general. Give them a read. I won’t be offended if you don’t listen to a thing I say.

Poor Man’s Travel Agent

Notes and links about where and how to book travel to various places about the country. More for my future self than for you, but if you can make your way through the structure of my thoughts than you’ve earned the right to use my experience.

Selfies

iPhone pictures that I know you you could probably live without or you could just see on Instagram. But this is for my grandmother, not for you.

Not YouTube

There is absolutely no way that I would be able to remember to film all day in order to make a full YouTube video. It’s a miracle that I can remember enough to make my TikTok videos somewhat coherent. Three minutes is where I draw the line.

“Everything will kill you so choose something fun”

- A random person on the internet